well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
My vagina just clenched in fear
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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