I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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