That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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