I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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