everyone is single if you try hard enough
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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