You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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