i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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