I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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