that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
i think i have two assholes
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
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