Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
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