Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
At least life still wants to fuck me.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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