It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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