A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
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