I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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