Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
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