Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
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