Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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