Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
that's an acceptable place to lick
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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