why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
Randomize
