Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I need water and some morals
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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