We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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