Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
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