Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
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