So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
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