Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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