belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
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