We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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