Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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