you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
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