I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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