you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
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