Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
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