alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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