Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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