So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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