Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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