i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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