we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
how could I be having a bad time, I have the three most important things in life: Goat cheese, Xanax, and Saved By the Bell Re-runs.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
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