there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
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