Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
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