i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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