I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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