this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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