How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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