I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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