he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Sorry about my life...
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
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