Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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