Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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