From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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