I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
