the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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