what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
Still dying that you shit outside
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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