everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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