There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
When I'm drunk and can't pee, I sing my abc's in my head and try to pee before I get to pee. Last night I forgot to do it in my head
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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